♪ GETTING OLDER ♪ by Matthew Patrick Davis

I'm not getting older, you are.

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Song written, recorded & produced (in a week) by Matthew Patrick Davis
Video directed & edited by Matthew Patrick Davis

LYRICS:
I’m not getting older
You’re the one getting older
That must be so hard for you
So hard for you

You’re getting bald and fatter
All your dreams that you’ve seen shatter
So hard for you
Sucks to be you

Maybe I’ll decide what to be when I grow up
Maybe I’ll decide that it’s time to settle down
Maybe I’ll decide that it’s time to be responsible
That it’s time to grow up
But til then:

I’m not getting older
You’re the one getting older
That must be so hard for you
So hard for you

You’re getting lame and stupid
I’ll never be so lame and stupid
Neener, neener, neener
Neener

Soon I’ll decide what to be when I grow up
Soon I’ll decide that I wanna settle down
Soon I’ll decide that it’s time to be responsible
That it’s time to grow up
But ’til then:

I stay
the same
in the same place

Everything’s staying the same for me
For you time barrels mercilessly forward
Everything’s staying the same for me
The sands of time are ravaging your face

Whoops I’m ninety.

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